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Marriage Humor (婚姻幽默)
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> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
7 _" }' d) J# H# r+ Y2 }9 C% m> 妻:你在作什麼啊?
5 `" L" e& A/ K> Husband : Nothing.
( {+ X9 A6 s) h n$ o> 夫:沒作什麼。
1 W" o( A i" ^) m& a> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
; o% {0 g0 A2 O( U) l3 F6 f/ R3 U1 e> 妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。
4 G% I* h% z; q> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
7 ]! h1 [2 o$ u% C( N$ d> 夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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6 g' S6 @* x4 U+ |4 V7 a> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
8 c g$ U1 m) Z> 妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡? 5 T0 L, F6 S* M3 u' ^
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem 6 P" Y& x& l/ E* t- f# s
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8 c0 B" h4 U( U6 }8 N9 A> 夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
- P3 e( O" J1 [> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
5 y, t/ X8 R; u8 @- m" D& p> 妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!
# U, M* P4 `$ q# `> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
: x) [5 n6 j( `6 |$ }% Y2 g> 夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?
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> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your - I7 G# w$ V8 M( v( X. V' o
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> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
9 E5 ?5 [# G+ i* n/ ]> 男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。 - N: `; l& `- u8 P/ r
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
# `3 Z7 `* O; r h5 X> 女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 ) f, q, v; r: ~: L9 L5 \. n
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7 g7 N% b' L# |4 a. \ P> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
% G1 N( T4 M h& K& J; v+ p> 子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。 # I* G! a' n4 `5 Y( \6 P
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
+ d% E5 K2 `' Y w' i& l) Y7 v> 母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。 4 _( o" i9 O, Z$ _5 n
> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 3 O3 M) h( d5 e' w- S+ W
> 子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
% {/ D* r: L+ ]( w# k$ B9 F# ^& p> 一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?
9 n! i. c6 U% j* [4 c- F- g) L2 A, P" M> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' * l7 h; w: Y' S) G% G: P+ l
> 女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。 8 Q7 t4 i; Q9 ~; B# v1 V
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> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . ) `2 x) S; D6 D
> 女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。 0 n, u# F7 S" J5 S7 t
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' / e+ H$ E- \: V" M3 M% P0 u
> 男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。 : x$ u- \0 ]( a4 \
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9 \4 ]0 ~0 W5 u> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
0 r, {# s* [+ r5 @! w8 ?2 y/ y> 妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?
0 {5 p: N5 |8 c7 T> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
" a. I6 a9 X$ r, V4 p> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感。 $ T! M1 f/ X( d) Q2 H( x4 P
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